{"id":40,"date":"2012-09-16T23:48:38","date_gmt":"2012-09-16T22:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurekamachines.com\/new\/?page_id=40"},"modified":"2012-09-17T23:45:46","modified_gmt":"2012-09-17T22:45:46","slug":"wayne-insane","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.eurekamachines.com\/new\/band\/profiles\/wayne-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"Wayne Insane"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Wayne is born and bred in Leeds and lives in a house made of bricks.<\/p>\n

On Sundays Wayne enjoys a roast dinner<\/a>, beef, pork or lamb – whatever’s going. Preceded and\/or followed by a few pints of his favourite brew.<\/p>\n

Yorkshire Puddings should ALWAYS be made from scratch.<\/p>\n

Samuel Smiths<\/a> is his favourite brewer.<\/p>\n

He is very fond of late 50s\/early 60s Rock ‘n’ Roll music.<\/p>\n

He is right handed and always keeps a handkerchief about his person.<\/p>\n

He likes going to the seaside and feeling the sun and the wind on his face.<\/p>\n

If he’s having toast he prefers a crust, but this is by no means compulsory.<\/p>\n

Snooker and Darts are both very good sports.<\/p>\n

Despite the apparent Brut(e) force, Wayne is happiest retiring with a cigar, a whiskey and an old Jim Reeves<\/a> LP.<\/p>\n

He very rarely bites his nails.<\/p>\n

Branston Beans are better than Heinz and Elvis<\/a> is the King!<\/p>\n

Top 5 Drummers (in no particular order):<\/h2>\n
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  1. Sir John Henry Bonham<\/a> – for everything. Maybe not the moustache though, eh!<\/li>\n
  2. Keith Moon<\/a> – for flamboyance, showmanship, imagination and sheer animal instinct.<\/li>\n
  3. Dave Grohl<\/a> – the lot! The perfect package, power, creativity and knowing when and when not to. The ultimate songsmith.<\/li>\n
  4. Ian Paice<\/a> – for amazing speed, fills and pure excitement.<\/li>\n
  5. Ringo Starr<\/a> – fantastic songsmith again, criminally under-rated in my opinion too. Playing along to The Beatles taught me how to play as a kid, so thanks. And for Thomas of course.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Top 4 Cheeses:<\/h2>\n
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    1. Blue Stilton<\/a><\/li>\n
    2. Wensleydale<\/a> and Cranberry<\/li>\n
    3. Brie<\/a><\/li>\n
    4. Roquefort<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Some Nice Sounding Instruments:<\/h2>\n
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      1. Xylophone \/ Glockenspiel<\/li>\n
      2. Muted Trumpet<\/li>\n
      3. Triangle<\/li>\n
      4. Musical Saw<\/li>\n
      5. Harp<\/li>\n
      6. Gongs!<\/li>\n
      7. The Sea<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Some (not so) Nice Sounding Instruments:<\/h2>\n
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        1. Bagpipes<\/li>\n
        2. Recorder<\/li>\n
        3. Whistling on Records<\/li>\n
        4. Fucking Pan-Pipes<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          Favourite Films:<\/h2>\n
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          1. American Graffiti<\/a><\/li>\n
          2. Christine<\/a><\/li>\n
          3. Easy Rider<\/a><\/li>\n
          4. Badlands<\/a><\/li>\n
          5. Mrs Doubtfire<\/a><\/li>\n
          6. Kes<\/a><\/li>\n
          7. Rocky<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            Perfect Yorkshire Puddings:<\/h2>\n

            Ingredients:<\/strong><\/p>\n