All is quiet at Eureka Machines HQ as we batten down the hatches for winter. Fear not though as we make some plans for a few dates next year, and the singer bloke is writing as well. Maybe for a solo album; maybe for EM… I haven’t really decided yet. Err, I mean, he hasn’t really decided yet.

But in the meantime, you can keep warm for winter in our gorgeous new merch range – with a new hoodie, long-sleeve shirt and beanie hat. Available exclusively through our fancy new online store. Look out for the big discount deals, if you are buying a few. All designs by our favourite, Rich Jones.

Your support, as ever, is much appreciated!



Thank you ALL for coming to see us on our little tour. It was all the things we hoped it would be, and it was magical to see your faces again. What larks!

As you maybe know, we are doing the amazing looking A Beautiful Day Out Festival at Halifax Piece Hall on Sat 29 June. So we’ve decided to put in a little warm-up at another one of our favourite independent venues – the Firebug in Leicester. There’s only 100 tickets available so don’t delay. Opening the night will be our hardy perennial chums The Scaramanga Six. It will be ace.

Tickets here:


First up, THANK YOU ALL for a truly life-affirming and brilliant couple of weekends of gigs. Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester, Wolverhampton and London – give yourselves several pats on the back. It was so ace to see all your smiling faces again.

Second, we have an ALL NEW MERCH SHOP ARRANGEMENT THINGY. We’ve set up with Music Glue to sell you our merch, and as of RIGHT NOW you can go buy the last few of the ‘Zero Hero’ tour t-shirts, the amazing new enamel badge sets, the ‘Flags’ tea towel and mug combo and all the usual CDs, DVDs and prints etc, at spectacular bargainous prices.

We’ve also set up a proper Bandcamp page for both Eureka Machines and Chris’s solo releases, you can get the high-quality downloads of EVERYTHING over there now.

Finally, our next gig of the year, and possibly our last gig of the year, is ‘A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUT’ with The Levellers, Terrorvision, Therapy? and more. It’s going to be proper ace and the tickets are selling like hot things. Go here to buy.

Cheers all – you are totally brilliant.

PS. Special thanks to our new shoe sponsors at You can buy the very same Creepers we wore on tour here: – amazing shoes, amazing people!