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"Being Good Is Okay" Promo EP

Buy the first of our promo-type CDs here!

1. Being Good Is Okay (But Being Bad Is Better)
2. The Story Of My Life
3. Scream Eureka

Just £2, plus £1 postage and packing. That makes £3. Not much more than a pint. (Or about a half if you live in London.)

Live Acoustic Session EP

And here's our brand new Live Acoustic Session!

1. Scream Eureka.
2. The Story Of My Life.
3. The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train
4. Red Wine Smile.
5. The One Who Wouldn't Change You.
6. Wichita Lineman.

This one's £3, plus £1 postage and packing, because it's a bit longer. That makes £4. When I used to get my hair cut, it would cost me that. We hereby guarantee this will bring you more joy than a £4 haircut. Plus we won't make you listen to Radio 3, read five-day old copies of The Sun or rub our knobs against you in an unappealing manner.

Both EPs in one go

Buy both in one go and save yourself a crisp pound note in postage fees! Bloody blimey!

T-shirts

Check it out - we've got our own t-shirts, which you can buy here. Available in one colour - black - but you knew that already. They've got a lightbulb on the front and the name of the band on the back. And they come in various different sizes. They're a tenner, which is fairly expensive, but hey, the pool won't pay for itself. Plus £1.50 postage.

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More stuff coming soon, including more CDs, t-shirts, badges and stickers. Bear in mind that all this stuff is available at our gigs, so if you're coming to one, save yourself a quid or two in postage and buy it there. Plus you'll get to meet us in real life and everything. SWOON over Wayne Insane's bulging biceps. DROOL over Chris and Steve's finely-trimmed facial furniture. WEEP OPENLY over Davros's come-to-bed nostrils.