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The bundle!

Buy BOTH ALBUMS for a snip at £13 INCLUDING P&P. This way, you'll get it all in one convenient package, and all of the cash goes directly to the band, funding our campaign for world domination (up to about 7p now).

Do Or Die AND Champion The Underdog Double Discount Deal: £13 (UK ONLY)




The brand new album "Champion The Underdog" - released 3rd May 2011

Here's our second album, Champion The Underdog. It's the best thing any of us have ever done. Please buy it, then please play it to your friends, then please come to a gig. Produced lovingly by Jase Edwards and Chris Catalyst across about nine million different studios. Released on May 3rd 2011. You'll like it.

  1. Champion The Underdog
  2. These Are The People Who Live In My House
  3. (I'm) Wasting My Time (Yet Again)
  4. Magnets
  5. Godot's Arrived
  6. Professional Crastinator
  7. Everything's Fine
  8. The Best Night Of My Life
  9. Beginning Of The End Of The World
  10. Zero Hero
  11. A Ballad To Finish

All tracks written by Chris Catalyst.

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T-shirts

These shirts reasonably amusingly say 'LISTEN TO EUREKA MACHINES'. Check out Sexy Geoff (he of bath fame in the AshTV Cribs video) donning it over there.

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Hoodies

The hoodies are ... SOLD OUT. We hope to have more in stock soon.


The debut album "Do or Die" - released 1st September 2008

Our debut album was (and is) a true labour of love, and we like to think that you'll like it. Drums recorded and mixed at Cottage Road Studios, everything else recorded, mixed and produced at, erm, Chris's House Studio.

  1. Scream Eureka.
  2. Being Good Is Okay (But Being Better's Better).
  3. The Story Of My Life.
  4. Red Wine Smile.
  5. Everyone Loves You.
  6. Going Down.
  7. She Sings To Me.
  8. The One Who Wouldn't Change You.
  9. Do Or Die.
  10. Yeah, I Feel Lucky.
  11. The Light At The End Of The Tunnel.

All tracks written and produced by Chris Catalyst.

NOW ONLY £5!




The single "Everyone Loves You"

As well as the album version of Everyone Loves You, it has a completely new b-side called The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall, which is one of our best songs. Plus a live version of Scream Eureka, and a very strange acoustic version of The Story Of My Life.

  1. Everyone Loves You.
  2. The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall.
  3. The Story Of My Life. (live acoustic session)
  4. Scream Eureka. (live on BBC Introducing Raw Talent)

All tracks written and produced by Chris Catalyst.

NOW ONLY £1!




Don't forget that all this stuff is available at our gigs, so if you're coming to one, save yourself a quid or two in postage and buy it there. Plus you'll get to meet us in real life and everything. SWOON over Wayne Insane's bulging biceps. DROOL over Chris's finely-trimmed facial furniture. WEEP OPENLY over Davros's come-to-bed nostrils. STROKE Pete's head.