FAQ

Q. Who are Eureka Machines?
A. We are.

Q. Does this mean Chris has left The Sisters Of Mercy?
A. No.

Q. What shoe size is Andrew Eldritch?
A. 1000.

Q. Who is Davros?
A. Good question. Bad answer.

Q. I've seen a couple of you guys in bands before. Who've you been in before?
A. Wayne was in Vatican Jet and Orka (who became Your Vegas). Steve plays in The Scaramanga Six, Being 747, Kava Kava and used to be in a band brilliantly called Roger's Trout Farm. Chris plays with The Sisters Of Mercy, The God Damn Whores, The Scaramanga Six and used to do a stupid thing called Robochrist, which was a joke that spiralled out of control. He also used to be in The Dead Pets and a Leeds band called Catylyst. Davros just arrived one day. He won't tell us if he has been in any other bands.

Q. What's the best way to make a cup of tea?
A. Add tea bag and sugar to favourite mug, THEN hot water, THEN milk, THEN stir 60 times.

Q. Can we book you for a gig?
A. Yes of course, if we can do it and if the PA is half decent. We're loud and unfortunately/fortunately need to play through a PA that is up to the job. This is not being snobby or pretentious. It's simply making sure that we get a half-decent sound.

Q. When are you putting an album out?
A. When someone gives us some cash to.

Q. Do you mind if I copy your CD for my mates?
A. Yeah go on then.

Q. Who was the best Doctor Who?
A. Fuck off.

Q. Where did you get the name from?
A. Chris thought of it a couple of years ago and was subsequently followed around by the word Eureka.

Q. Why do I get hoovers and random Latin generators when I search for you on Google?
A. Because we're new. Please click us and not the hoovers.

Q. Can you speak Latin?
A. No.

Q. Do you have a hoover?
A. Yes.

Q. Can I do a remix of your stuff?
A. Yes, please do. We'd love that. Send it to band[at]eurekamachines.com so we can have a listen.

Q. Is Steve's Dad called Ennio?
A. No.

Q. Where are you from?
A. We all live in Leeds, apart from Steve who lives in Huddersfield. But originally Davros is from Selby, Chris is from Hull and Steve is from Weston-super-Mare. Wayne is the only official Leodensian.

Q. Can you explain what is going on in the new series of Lost?
A. No.

Q. What's the best band name ever?
A. Real - Kool And The Gang
Hypothetical - Ace Lads